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Top 10 Dog Peeves About Humans Blaming your farts on me… not funny… not funny at all! Yelling at me for barking … I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG! Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose … [...]
The Rabbit and the Refrigerator Short Funny Jokes A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves. “What are you doing in there?” she asked. The rabbit replied: “This is a Westinghouse, isn’t it?”, to which the lady replied “Yes.” “Well,” the rabbit said, “I’m westing.”
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, “Beat it! You’re washed up and I’m taking over.” The old rooster says “I’ll tell you what, young stud, I’ll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets [...]
Cat Lover’s or Not, This Is Hysterical… We’ve all had trouble with our animals, but I don’t think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I’m lying. On one recent occasion, I had [...]
If you have ever price shopped for Raman Noodles… You might be a college student. If you regularly write checks for less than 75 cents… You might be a college student. If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles… You might be a college student. If your drinking glasses are primarily value meal [...]
On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. Come down with a [...]
There was a blonde walking in a park and she noticed another blonde sitting in a boat on a nearby stream that was only about a foot deep. She was rowing vigorously but she was stuck and couldn’t get it to go anywhere. The walking blonde angrily yelled, “What are you doing? That water is [...]
Just smile and wave! Funny Cat Pictures #1 I’m innocent I tell you! Funny Cat Pictures #2 What does your cat do when you are away? Funny Cat Pictures #3 Snowball started hanging out with the wrong crowd. Funny Cat Pictures #4 Modest Sunbathers
Funny Penguin Pictures #1 Frosty loves playing practical jokes! Funny Penguin Pictures #2 Oh no, they got shorty! Funny Penguin Pictures #3
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her sh&@. Men’s Room Linda’s Bar and Grill Chapel Hill , NC At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry. Bentley’s House of Coffee and Tea Tucson, AZ It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been [...]